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      nce upon a time in a faraway land there lived a boy
      who … wait a minute, no no, hold the phone. Wrong
intro. This here story didn’t happen long ago, it takes place
right now! Blink and you might miss something. As for the
faraway land, well, does your home count as far away? No,
this setting is right under your nose. But the boy – nay,
the hero! – well, while it may seem like only yesterday that
he joined us in the world, don’t be fooled. Jeremy is
already too good for words. But let’s do our best. See, the
moment Jeremy took his first breath had everyone else holding
theirs in amazement. And he didn’t stop there! The way
he first opened his eyes, grasped at fingers and cuddled
up for his first nap left those around him speechless. But
that was just the beginning. This is the story about where Jeremy
goes from there.  One by one, he’ll encounter
and triumph over new firsts and have us lost for words every
time! And he won’t be going it alone! For you see, where would
a hero be without his trusty sidekick?

Because even heroes need a hand sometimes. Lucky for our
hero, he’ll have Fairy Star fluttering by his side every first
step of the way to keep him safe and show him how sweet
trying new things can be. Especially cake. She’ll be sure to
sneak him a slice when no one’s watching.
So off go our hero and sidekick, ready to add a dash of
sparkles, a twinkle of light and a shiny layer of magic
to whatever comes their way. And whenever words
fail us, with a flick of her wand Star will ensure
that each momentous milestone is met with a resounding:
“Hooray, Jeremy! You did it!”
But first, a whiff of our fairy. Sorry, she’s very excited to say hello.

HOORAY!
IT’S JEREMY!
I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE,
MY NAME IS FAIRY STAR.
I’M FAIRY GLAD TO MEET YOU,
YOU’RE THE biggest|star BY FAR!

THIS IS OUR FIRST ADVENTURE TOGETHER,
WE’LL MAKE DOING FIRSTS AN ART.
AND THEY’LL ALL BE AMAZING, NONE OF THEM WILL STINK,
EXCEPT FOR YOUR VERY first fart!

ZOOM! WHAM! BIPPETY BOP!
WE’LL BARELY HAVE TIME TO REST.
I’LL HELP YOU ALONG,
BUT WHAT I’LL love most OF ALL
IS WATCHING YOU DO YOUR FAIRY BEST!

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    n the dark, dark woods, there was a dark,
    dark path, and on that dark, dark path, there
were dark, dark trees, and near those dark, dark
trees there were … bugs eating sandwiches?
And there’s Jeremy, roasting marshmallows for the
first time ever on the open fire where they go all
gooey and sticky and mmmmmmmmmmmm…

OH, JEREMY, LOOK AT YOU
CAMPING FOR THE fairy first time,
YOU LOOK A BIT WORRIED,
BUT IT’S GOING TO BE FINE.
THESE BUGS are friendly,
THE NIGHT IS CLEAR,
AND WE’LL SOON HAVE A TENT HOTEL SET UP HERE.

WE CAN GO FOR A WALK THEN,
MAYBE WE’LL SEE A FIREFLY,
AND OOOOOOOH,
CAN WE SPOT A shooting star IN THE SKY?
JEREMY, YOU’LL NEVER BE LONELY
WHEN YOU SPEND TIME OUTSIDE,
BECAUSE ONE STAR WILL ALWAYS BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE.