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      Bryan's Ultimate Book of 365 Dad Jokes

      Dad stars in these classic puns, one liners, and zingers

      Best gift for dad-joke lovers
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      Finally, the dad in your life who loves telling dad jokes can get his very own, 100% personalized book of 365 pun-tastic zingers. Add his name, create his appearance, and see him shine alongside 365 jokes that’ll have him cracking up on every page. Warning: once he starts telling these jokes, he may never stop!

      • Ages:18 - 99 years
      • No. of pages:40 pages
      • Binding:Soft or hard
      • Format:12 in. x 8.5 in. landscape
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        …the bartender says, “Sorry, we only serve self-starters here.”
        The friends then pour themselves two drinks, pass them to the bartender and reply,
        “Hold our beers.”
        They then get to work creating the world’s most customizable,
        most highly detailed storybooks with people you know and love as the main characters.
        Over a decade later, the friends’ work has grown into a company of more than 100 people
        working across 20 countries that has created millions of one-of-a-kind books. Bestsellers
        among them have made wonderful gifts for siblings, parents and children,
        couples, pets and their best friends, and – best of all – you, Bryan.
        By the way, the Hero Palette™ technology that lets you shine on every page allows for more
        personalization options than all the beers that have ever been drunk.
        On that note, the bartender reunites the friends with their brews and admits,
        “Damn, you guys are no joke.”

        A massage from the author.

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        22 jokes to rev you up.

        44 corny jokes, lightly spiced and topped with cheese.

        22 jokes about R&ROFL.

        44 punchlines that’ll be done any day now…

        44 jokes that don’t quit.

        44 knock-out, home-run, hole-in-one, bull’s-eye, off -the-hook jokes.

        A bottle of wine, a dozen roses, and 44 more lovely cliches.

        22 jokes that are a Control-Alt-Delight.

        44 cases of kidding around.

        And these 22 jokes about pop culture go to…

        22 jokes that prove you can’t spell democracy without comedy.

        Slam dunk!

        22 jokes that really raise the ... roof.

        …the bartender says, “Sorry, we only serve self-starters here.”
        The friends then pour themselves two drinks, pass them to the bartender and reply,
        “Hold our beers.”
        They then get to work creating the world’s most customizable,
        most highly detailed storybooks with people you know and love as the main characters.
        Over a decade later, the friends’ work has grown into a company of more than 100 people
        working across 20 countries that has created millions of one-of-a-kind books. Bestsellers
        among them have made wonderful gifts for siblings, parents and children,
        couples, pets and their best friends, and – best of all – you, Bryan.
        By the way, the Hero Palette™ technology that lets you shine on every page allows for more
        personalization options than all the beers that have ever been drunk.
        On that note, the bartender reunites the friends with their brews and admits,
        “Damn, you guys are no joke.”

        A massage from the author.

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        10

        12

        16

        18

        22

        24

        28

        30

        34

        36

        22 jokes to rev you up.

        44 corny jokes, lightly spiced and topped with cheese.

        22 jokes about R&ROFL.

        44 punchlines that’ll be done any day now…

        44 jokes that don’t quit.

        44 knock-out, home-run, hole-in-one, bull’s-eye, off -the-hook jokes.

        A bottle of wine, a dozen roses, and 44 more lovely cliches.

        22 jokes that are a Control-Alt-Delight.

        44 cases of kidding around.

        And these 22 jokes about pop culture go to…

        22 jokes that prove you can’t spell democracy without comedy.

        Slam dunk!

        22 jokes that really raise the ... roof.

        Welcome, Bryan,
        to your very own dad-a-base of dad jokes!
        Now sit back and relax.

        1.

        After all, today is all about you
        and your much deserved
        bartender loving care.

        Welcome, Bryan,
        to your very own dad-a-base of dad jokes!
        Now sit back and relax.

        1.

        After all, today is all about you
        and your much deserved
        bartender loving care.

        2.

                        Bryan’s car skills need some work.
        The grille clearly belongs on the front.

        3.

        4.

        If you ever feel like your job has no purpose,
        always remember that there is someone
        who is installing a turn signal in a BMW.

        Bryan couldn’t work out how to
        fasten his seatbelt. Then it clicked.

        5.

        Bryan read that by law
        you must turn on your headlights
        when it’s raining
        in Sweden, but how
        is he supposed to know when it’s
        raining in Sweden?

        4

        6.

        Guy walks into an auto parts store and
        says to the counterman, “I’d like a new air
        freshener for my Yugo.”
        The guy behind the counter shakes his hand
        and says, “OK, sounds like a fair trade.”

        7.

        Working at a Land Rover
        factory is so interesting. I make
        a new Discovery every day.

        8.

        When Bryan was a kid, his dad used to
        put him in a tire and roll him down a hill.
        Ah, those were Goodyears.

        9.

        Bryan doesn’t always go
        the extra mile. But when he does,
        it's because he missed his exit.

        10.

        With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a
        matter of time before we get a country song where
        a guy's truck leaves him too.

        11.

        Who's Kia's biggest competitor? No-kia.

        12.

        What’s worse than raining cats
        and dogs? Hailing taxis. 

        13.

        If you leave ADHD medication in a Ford
        Fiesta, it’ll become a Ford Focus. 

        14.

        Someone complimented
        Bryan’s parking today.
        They left a sweet note on his windshield. 

        15.

        What are you if you drive a Subaru reverse?
        U R a bus.

        16.

        What do you call a
        Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
        Ford Siesta. 

        17.

        What do you get when you
        cross a Mustang and an elephant?
        A convertible with a big trunk. 

        18.

        98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the
        road today. The other 2% made it home.

        19.

        When you get hit by a guitar
        truck, is it a fender-bender? 

        20.

        A man who runs behind a car will get
        exhausted. But a man who runs in front
        of a car will get tired. 

        21.

        What was wrong with the wooden car?
        It wooden go. 

        22.

        There’s nothing more ironic than being hit by a Dodge.

        2.

                        Bryan’s car skills need some work.
        The grille clearly belongs on the front.

        3.

        4.

        If you ever feel like your job has no purpose,
        always remember that there is someone
        who is installing a turn signal in a BMW.

        Bryan couldn’t work out how to
        fasten his seatbelt. Then it clicked.

        5.

        Bryan read that by law
        you must turn on your headlights
        when it’s raining
        in Sweden, but how
        is he supposed to know when it’s
        raining in Sweden?

        4

        6.

        Guy walks into an auto parts store and
        says to the counterman, “I’d like a new air
        freshener for my Yugo.”
        The guy behind the counter shakes his hand
        and says, “OK, sounds like a fair trade.”

        7.

        Working at a Land Rover
        factory is so interesting. I make
        a new Discovery every day.

        8.

        When Bryan was a kid, his dad used to
        put him in a tire and roll him down a hill.
        Ah, those were Goodyears.

        9.

        Bryan doesn’t always go
        the extra mile. But when he does,
        it's because he missed his exit.

        10.

        With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a
        matter of time before we get a country song where
        a guy's truck leaves him too.

        11.

        Who's Kia's biggest competitor? No-kia.

        12.

        What’s worse than raining cats
        and dogs? Hailing taxis. 

        13.

        If you leave ADHD medication in a Ford
        Fiesta, it’ll become a Ford Focus. 

        14.

        Someone complimented
        Bryan’s parking today.
        They left a sweet note on his windshield. 

        15.

        What are you if you drive a Subaru reverse?
        U R a bus.

        16.

        What do you call a
        Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
        Ford Siesta. 

        17.

        What do you get when you
        cross a Mustang and an elephant?
        A convertible with a big trunk. 

        18.

        98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the
        road today. The other 2% made it home.

        19.

        When you get hit by a guitar
        truck, is it a fender-bender? 

        20.

        A man who runs behind a car will get
        exhausted. But a man who runs in front
        of a car will get tired. 

        21.

        What was wrong with the wooden car?
        It wooden go. 

        22.

        There’s nothing more ironic than being hit by a Dodge.

        23.

        Bryan refuses to compete with hot dogs.
               He can’t stand their wiener-take-all mentality.

        24.

        Natalie asked Bryan to go
        get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery
        store. He realized when he got home that
        he had picked 7 up.

        25.

        There was a huge explosion at a French cheese factory.
        All that was left was de brie.

        27.

        What did the hot dog say when his
        friend passed him in a race?
        “Wow, I relish the fact that you've
        mustard the strength to ketchup to me.”

        26.

        Whenever Bryan tries to eat
        healthy, a chocolate bar looks at him
        and Snickers.

        28.

                        What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
        "Where’s popcorn?"

        29.

        If Whole Foods sells sliced
        apples, is it false advertising?

        30.

        6

        What did the grape say when it was crushed?
        Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

        31.

        How do you make holy water?
        You boil the hell out of it.

        32.

        Two slices of bread got married.
        The wedding was amazing until someone
        decided to toast the bride and groom.

        33.

        What did the pickle with
        a big ego say? 
        I'm kind of a big dill.

        34.

        What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
        A jam session.

        35.

        Did you hear the rumor about butter?
        Well, I'm not going to spread it.

        36.

        Bryan ate a kid's meal at
        McDonald's today.
        Her mom got really angry.

        37.

        What do you get when you drop
        a pumpkin? Squash.

        38.

        What do you call
        cheese that isn't yours?
        Nacho cheese.

        39.

        Want to hear a pizza joke?
        Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

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