…the bartender says, “Sorry, we only serve self-starters here.”
The friends then pour themselves two drinks, pass them to the bartender and reply,
“Hold our beers.”
They then get to work creating the world’s most customizable,
most highly detailed storybooks with people you know and love as the main characters.
Over a decade later, the friends’ work has grown into a company of more than 100 people
working across 20 countries that has created millions of one-of-a-kind books. Bestsellers
among them have made wonderful gifts for siblings, parents and children,
couples, pets and their best friends, and – best of all – you, Bryan.
By the way, the Hero Palette™ technology that lets you shine on every page allows for more
personalization options than all the beers that have ever been drunk.
On that note, the bartender reunites the friends with their brews and admits,
“Damn, you guys are no joke.”

A massage from the author.

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22 jokes to rev you up.

44 corny jokes, lightly spiced and topped with cheese.

22 jokes about R&ROFL.

44 punchlines that’ll be done any day now…

44 jokes that don’t quit.

44 knock-out, home-run, hole-in-one, bull’s-eye, off -the-hook jokes.

A bottle of wine, a dozen roses, and 44 more lovely cliches.

22 jokes that are a Control-Alt-Delight.

44 cases of kidding around.

And these 22 jokes about pop culture go to…

22 jokes that prove you can’t spell democracy without comedy.

Slam dunk!

22 jokes that really raise the ... roof.

Welcome, Bryan,
to your very own dad-a-base of dad jokes!
Now sit back and relax.

1.

After all, today is all about you
and your much deserved
bartender loving care.

2.

                Bryan’s car skills need some work.
The grille clearly belongs on the front.

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4.

If you ever feel like your job has no purpose,
always remember that there is someone
who is installing a turn signal in a BMW.

Bryan couldn’t work out how to
fasten his seatbelt. Then it clicked.

5.

Bryan read that by law
you must turn on your headlights
when it’s raining in Sweden, but how
is he supposed to know when it’s
raining in Sweden?

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6.

Guy walks into an auto parts store and
says to the counterman, “I’d like a new air
freshener for my Yugo.”
The guy behind the counter shakes his hand
and says, “OK, sounds like a fair trade.”

7.

Working at a Land Rover
factory is so interesting. I make
a new Discovery every day.

8.

When Bryan was a kid, his dad used to
put him in a tire and roll him down a hill.
Ah, those were Goodyears.

9.

Bryan doesn’t always go
the extra mile. But when he does,
it's because he missed his exit.

10.

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a
matter of time before we get a country song where
a guy's truck leaves him too.

11.

Who's Kia's biggest competitor? No-kia.

12.

What’s worse than raining cats
and dogs? Hailing taxis. 

13.

If you leave ADHD medication in a Ford
Fiesta, it’ll become a Ford Focus. 

14.

Someone complimented
Bryan’s parking today.
They left a sweet note on his windshield. 

15.

What are you if you drive a Subaru reverse?
U R a bus.

16.

What do you call a
Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Ford Siesta. 

17.

What do you get when you
cross a Mustang and an elephant?
A convertible with a big trunk. 

18.

98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the
road today. The other 2% made it home.

19.

When you get hit by a guitar
truck, is it a fender-bender? 

20.

A man who runs behind a car will get
exhausted. But a man who runs in front
of a car will get tired. 

21.

What was wrong with the wooden car?
It wooden go. 

22.

There’s nothing more ironic than being hit by a Dodge.